People try to cry their way out of speeding tickets or make up some lame excuse to explain their traffic violations all the time.
Illustration Ryn Gargulinski
But one Ohio guy’s excuse for driving drunk is a new one.
He’s blaming Ozzy Osbourne.
That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.
Next show is Wednesday, Jan. 5 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.
Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.
Songs that mention the WEATHER are once again this week’s theme and with a slate of cool tunes in the forecast.
Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.
What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley
For those who might miss the show, please check back after the fact for the playlist and recorded download.
CALL FOR SONGS: Oh, those sweet and silly tributes. Let’s go for songs that mention someone’s name. Lola, anyone?
UPDATE:
Missed the show? CLICK HERE to download
Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 1/5:
Theme: Weather, part 2 of 2
Gene Pitney – Baby the Rain Must Fall (CB LeGrand in AZ)
Moody Blues – Forever Autumn (Beezel)
Circus Polka (Polka always for parents)
Jimi Hendrix – The Wind Cries Mary (Benn in WA)
Katrina and the Waves – Walking on Sunshine (Andrew in AZ, who knows Katrina)
The Beatles – Rain
The Cure – Rain (no one would request this much rain)
The Cars – Magic (Radmax in AZ)
The Rolling Stones – She’s a Rainbow (Deb in AZ)
Johnny Nash – I Can See Clearly Now
John Denver – Sunshine on My Shoulders (Cerise in AZ)
The Kronos Quartet, Requiem for a Dream soundtrack – Summer Crimin’ and Dealin’
What’s the dumbest excuse you’ve used to get out of a traffic ticket?
Did it work?
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How do I download your show after it airs?
oooh, good ones, eric – thanks!
i post a link to a recorded download of the show – right here in the same announcement – once show is over, usually about 30 minutes after broadcast.
just click on the link that will say ‘click here to download’ and it should be yours for your listening pleasure…let me know if you encounter any problems and we’ll make it work.
thanks!
Maggie McGill-Doors…a fave since it is one of the first tunes I learned on guitar. But that is for next week. Let’s get this show rollin’ media goddess… 😉
oooo – maggie mcgill rocks!
ok, i rolled the show for ya like you asked – even played your CARS request although i’m not much of a cars fan. thanks, radmax! for your continued input…and i do like the DOORS, so please feel free to pick them over the cars anytime – haha.
Rynski-John Denver reminds me of melted vanilla ice cream…with his face on it. PU 😉
and the Cars ROCK Rynski…I’ll be sending you a steady diet of them from now on. 😉
Nicely done! I enjoyed it.
hahahahhahahahah!
john denver – i HAD to do it.
just had to.
hahahahah. now i keep picturing the melting ice cream…hahahahahh….