Man says Ozzy Osbourne made him drive drunk and more: Rynski Radio – update with playlist and download

People try to cry their way out of speeding tickets or make up some lame excuse to explain their traffic violations all the time.

Illustration Ryn Gargulinski

But one Ohio guy’s excuse for driving drunk is a new one.

He’s blaming Ozzy Osbourne.

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Jan. 5 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

Songs that mention the WEATHER are once again this week’s theme and with a slate of cool tunes in the forecast.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

For those who might miss the show, please check back after the fact for the playlist and recorded download.

CALL FOR SONGS: Oh, those sweet and silly tributes. Let’s go for songs that mention someone’s name. Lola, anyone?


Missed the show? CLICK HERE to download

Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 1/5:

Theme: Weather, part  2 of 2

Gene Pitney – Baby the Rain Must Fall (CB LeGrand in AZ)

Moody Blues  – Forever Autumn (Beezel)

Circus Polka (Polka always for parents)

Jimi Hendrix – The Wind Cries Mary (Benn in WA)

Katrina and the Waves – Walking on Sunshine (Andrew in AZ, who knows Katrina)

The Beatles – Rain

The Cure – Rain (no one would request this much rain)

The Cars – Magic (Radmax in AZ)

The Rolling Stones – She’s a Rainbow (Deb in AZ)

Johnny Nash – I Can See Clearly Now

John Denver – Sunshine on My Shoulders (Cerise in AZ)

The Kronos Quartet, Requiem for a Dream soundtrack – Summer Crimin’ and Dealin’


What’s the dumbest excuse you’ve used to get out of a traffic ticket?

Did it work?


About Rynski

Writer, artist, performer who specializes in the weird, wacky and sometimes creepy. Learn more at
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6 Responses to Man says Ozzy Osbourne made him drive drunk and more: Rynski Radio – update with playlist and download

  1. Eric Heithaus says:

    Ruby Tuesday- stones
    Georgia- ray charles

    How do I download your show after it airs?

    • Rynski says:

      oooh, good ones, eric – thanks!

      i post a link to a recorded download of the show – right here in the same announcement – once show is over, usually about 30 minutes after broadcast.

      just click on the link that will say ‘click here to download’ and it should be yours for your listening pleasure…let me know if you encounter any problems and we’ll make it work.

  2. radmax says:

    Maggie McGill-Doors…a fave since it is one of the first tunes I learned on guitar. But that is for next week. Let’s get this show rollin’ media goddess… 😉

    • Rynski says:

      oooo – maggie mcgill rocks!
      ok, i rolled the show for ya like you asked – even played your CARS request although i’m not much of a cars fan. thanks, radmax! for your continued input…and i do like the DOORS, so please feel free to pick them over the cars anytime – haha.

  3. radmax says:

    Rynski-John Denver reminds me of melted vanilla ice cream…with his face on it. PU 😉
    and the Cars ROCK Rynski…I’ll be sending you a steady diet of them from now on. 😉
    Nicely done! I enjoyed it.

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