New 2011 calendars feature roadkill, nudie Barbie dolls – Rynski Radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

You can kick off 2011 in a, shall we say, interesting way with a couple of calenders sure to inspire plenty of conversation.

If roadkill and nudie Barbie calendars don't work, try the Sawyer Says calendar at http://www.cafepress.com/ryndustries

One features 12 gloriously gruesome shots of roadkill. Another shows off Barbie – probably more of Barbie than you want to see, since she appears both solo and in some intimate lesbian poses.

Those stories and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Dec. 1 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

Songs that mention DREAMS are once again the theme and we have a dreamy selection of suggestions waiting.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

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CALL FOR SONGS – Let’s go for songs that mention NUMBERS – calculate your favorite and please leave suggestions below – thanks!

Missed the show? CLICK HERE to download

Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 12/01:

Theme: Dreams, part 2 of 2

Alice Cooper – Welcome to My Nightmare (Cherlyn in AZ)

Walter Ostanek – No Beer Today Polka (Polka always for parents)

Roy Orbison – In Dreams (Frank and Leftfield, both in AZ)

A.R. Rahmen (Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack) – Dreams on Fire

Metallica – Enter Sandman (Josh in NY)

Fleetwood Mac – Dreams (Denise and Cherlyn, both in AZ)

Led Zeppelin – Over the Hills and Far Away (Radmax in AZ)

Molly Hatchet – Dreams I’ll Never See (Michael TwoFeathers in AZ)

Heart – These Dreams (Deborah in mystery location)

Aerosmith – Dream On (Cherlyn in AZ, Mary Jane in NYC)

The Rolling Stones – Wild Horses (Stones always for Deb in AZ)

Leadbelly – Good Night Irene (Beezel)

What do you think?

What’s the creepiest or kookiest calendar you’ve ever seen?

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About Rynski

Writer, artist, performer who specializes in the weird, wacky and sometimes creepy. Learn more at ryngargulinski.com.
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4 Responses to New 2011 calendars feature roadkill, nudie Barbie dolls – Rynski Radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

  1. Alan in Kent WA says:

    I am catchin’ the show even as I figuratively speak.  One of the Boys by MTH is my number tune.  My wife makes up calendars with birthdays and anniversaries on them to remind family members to not forget.

    • Rynski says:

      cool! glad you got to listen in, alan in kent wa – thanks!
      also thanks for your MTH numbers request – will do.
      your wife is very savvy to make up those calendars – i love it! bet people appreciate it, too – that way they don’t have to go scrambling for that ratty leather date book somewhere on the bottom of the book shelf in the kitchen when they suddenly remember it’s someone’s birthday this month…i think…

  2. radmax says:

    Great show Rynski! Even as a child, I always knew there was something not quite right about Ken and Barbie…now I’m sure of it. 😉

    • Rynski says:

      ha! thanks, radmax. great zeppelin song for ya, too.
      you must have been one astute kid to figure out the ken/barbie tension that only years later has come to light through a calendar….hahahah

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