Man sues McDonald's for making him fat, creepy songs – Rynski radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

A longtime McDonald’s manager said working around all those Big Macs made him a big man, gaining a hefty 65 pounds. So he sued the Golden Arches – and won.

Hefty hamburger/Illustration Ryn Gargulinski

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Nov. 3 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

A creepy song free-for-all from Rynski’s own music library is up this week – along with the weekly polka fix and a couple of suggestions thrown in.

Thanks! to all who offer suggestions.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: Noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

CALL FOR SONGS – FAMILY is an ideal theme with the holiday season bearing down. Looking for your favorite tunes that mention mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, great-uncles from Peoria – or anyone else who qualifies. Please leave suggestions below.

UPDATE:

Missed the show? CLICK HERE to download

Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 11/3:

Theme: Creepy free-for-all from Rynski music library

Afro Celt Sound System – Dark Moon, High Tide (Gangs of New York soundtrack)

Wendy Carlos – Music from a Clockwork Orange (see a movie theme going on?)

Primus – Over the Falls

A.R. Rahman – Riots (Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack)

The Rolling Stones – Dead Flowers (Deb in AZ)

Charles Manson – Big Iron Door (Loews Ventana Canyon Resort)

Charles Manson – I’ll Never Say Never to Always (Beezel)

Bjork – Where is the Line? (This song once made someone go home just to get out of my house and away from the song)

Eddie Blazonczyk and the Versatones – Day of the Wedding Polka (polka always for parents)

The Beatles – Helter Skelter

The Beatles – Happiness is a Warm Gun

Carole King – Ballad of Chicken Soup

The Kronos Quartet – Fall: three selections (Requiem for a Dream soundtrack)

Rammstein – random tune from unmarked CD (Radmax in AZ)

Pink Floyd – Don’t Leave Me Now

African Head Charge – Far Away Chant

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About Rynski

Writer, artist, performer who specializes in the weird, wacky and sometimes creepy. Learn more at ryngargulinski.com.
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8 Responses to Man sues McDonald's for making him fat, creepy songs – Rynski radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

  1. leftfield says:

    OK, Ryn, here’s a few family themed songs by one of my long-time favorites, the Violent Femmes: Gone Daddy Gone; Old Mother Reagan; Gimme The Car; Country Death Song.  Gimme The Car is about asking dad for the car and Country Death Song is about a man who, in desperation, kills his daughter and takes his own life.  

    I’m not sure about the guy winning a suit against McDonald’s for gaining weight, but I wouldn’t be opposed to requiring a similar warning on fast foods as we have on cigarettes.   

    • Rynski says:

      hey leftfield – thank you!! for the beautiful family themed songs – YES! gone daddy gone is always tops – will also check out your others – especially the happy pappy country death song. coooool.
      i agree the fast foods should have a warning – BIG WARNING! – not only do they make some people fat, but some of the additives can lead to a host of physical and mental abnormalities – from diabetes to depression. good call.
      creepy free-for-all on NOW….enjoy if you’re listening!

  2. Alan in Kent WA says:

    I listened to the last half hour today.

    The guy at McDonalds should have spilled the coffee on his lap for an extra 2.8 million.  

    MTH: I Wish I Was Your Mother

    • Rynski says:

      yaay! glad you were able to catch part o’ the show, alan in kent wa – and what a brilliant idea on the mcdonald’s man getting even more cash for HOT coffee spill – hahahahha.
      thanks for listening – and thanks for MTH family songs request – you got it!

  3. radmax says:

    Just caught the show on download media maven, awesome yet again…maybe we could talk you into donating your time for the good of us all and doing this full time? 😉
    PS-Manson belongs behind bars, if for nothing else, those horrid tunes… 🙂 also that Rammstein tune that you played was “Vampire”, apropos.

    • Rynski says:

      hahahhaha! so you’re not a manson music fan? oh, too bad – as i just found a whole album of him with the family singing background.
      thanks for info on rammstein tune – and very much!! thanks for your continued support and compliments on the radio show. i would love to do show more often but, alas, don’t have the time to spare with other gigs (that pay) going on – hey! can you up a radio fund perhaps on that website of yours, that radmax scam one?
      hahhahaha.
       
       

  4. Scout's Mom says:

    Stones tunes:
    Crazy Mama, Dance Little Sister, Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Standing In The Shadows), Happy, and Mother’s Little Helper.

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